1. A trustworthy and safe septum piercing will set me back 60 bucks. But right now, its just a matter of when will I do it, not if I will do it.
2. I love money. Hate situations involving money. I am broke. I need a quick buck. And no way to make it.
3. I have no idea what to do with my life, but I better get a move on with everything, or I'm going to be fucked.
4. I'm not getting fucked.